Instructions: Read each row left to right, then, in each empty cell in the first column, insert a word that irks you. In the corresponding empty cell in the far right column, insert your irky word’s opposite. If you can’t think of a word that irks you, insert a word that feels good to your ears. (Note: You may also read the words by column, top to bottom, or bottom to top – individual reader experience may vary.)
| play | ear | piquancy | ||
| ear | wig | able | ||
| ear | ate | oblige | ||
| ear | riff | hive | ||
| ear | rev | rant | ||
| iron | browse | nose | ||
| ear | irk | sum | ||
| ir | clothed | ears | ||
| ear | iris | bow | ||
| ear | nose | spell | ||
| ire | oh | you | ||
| rear | reverse | ably | ||
| wear | plus | tear | ||
| spread | sheet | foot on | ||
| oval | ire | head | ||
| for | get | it | ||
| come | out | side |
Reader Satisfaction Survey
In the cell to the right of the comment, indicate your level of satisfaction with The Coming of the Toads blog, using a 1 for “highly likely,” 2 for “depends,” 3 for “no opinion,” 4 for “not likely,” and 5 for “no way.” If the question suggests an “agree” or “disagree” answer, use 1 for “totally agree,” 2 for “agree somewhat,” 3 for “sometimes,” 4 for “I meditate often,” and 5 for “totally disagree.”
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| I’ll probably stop reading your blog soon: | |||||
| I’d rather listen to the radio or watch TV: | |||||
| I prefer posts that are not poetry: | |||||
| I want to see more pictures: | |||||
| You should sponsor some giveaways: | |||||
| Have you thought of knitting for a hobby? | |||||
| I liked the recent bicycle post: | |||||
| I’m not sure what you mean by a post?: | |||||
| I’m currently reading “War and Peace”: | |||||
| I’m thinking of subscribing to a magazine: | |||||
| I’m thinking of buying a new car: | |||||
| I have enough clothes to suit my needs: | |||||
| I can never get a plumber when I need one: | |||||
| I got here by mistake: | |||||
| I was referred here by my plumber: | |||||
| My socio-economic demographic sucks: |
Thank you for visiting The Coming of the Toads and for participating in the survey.
A few gratuitous pics for this post, because some readers have come to expect pics with words, and, believe it or not, appreciate a good selfie when they see one: