Weather Retort

Day One: A trance of rain, ear churn momute.

Day Two: Slide high noontide, sundersthorms plate.

Day Three: Moistly scattered sneers and a few frizzles.

Day Four: Chants of wrinkles, dartly cloudy and chowdery.

Day Five: Humility Poor Boy Talls, Barometer IPA 75%.

Day Six: Moggy, very low viability.

Day Seven: Topical air mass pew point, wind clam.

Extended Forecast:

• Thick hot pine tar air dropping from powerful trees.
• Rosemary, basil, garlic, and spearmint mixing with tales of salt water.
• Soft golden sun boiling over salsa garden.
• Bare feet in wet sand, nibbled by sand crabbed bubbles.
• Plenty of weather to write or not in the forecast. Some pressure to publish sun only.