– Did you get my email?
– What email?
– I sent you an email.
– I delete all email before reading it.
– That doesn’t make any sense!
– Welcome to the world of Postmodern Poetry.
– But I sent you an email!
– Must we go through this again?
– Joe’s post titled “Notes on Experience, Story, and Voice” that was “Freshly Pressed” here has now been reposted at Berfrois!
– I think I need a nap.
– How many naps do you take in a day?
– As Dylan so eloquently put it, “Any day now, any day now…”
– Why does he have to say it twice?
A Cat’s Email
The Coming of the Toads 
That’s the cat’s meow . Concatulation !
Hair Balls.
Dylan said : I’m not the kind of cat who’s going to cut off his ear if he can’t do something .
Not literally, anyway.