Author: Joe Linker

  • A Talk Story

    We recently purchased a used copy of the 2001 Modern Library Paperback Edition of “The Fun of It: Stories from The Talk of the Town,” edited and with a preface by Lillian Ross, who wrote for The New Yorker for some 70 years. Her “Portrait of Hemingway” appeared in the 13 May 1950 issue, and is still read today as a classic first example of literary journalism.

    The earliest “Talk Stories,” in the 1920s, didn’t have bylines (the group of stories were signed “The New Yorkers” at the bottom of the “Notes and Comment” section) and their style was intended to entertain while educating with facts. Harold Ross, the first New Yorker editor, no relation to Lillian, “didn’t like bylines,” she tells us in her editor’s preface to “The Fun of It.”

    “He wanted the stories in The Talk of the Town to sound as though they’d been written by a single person, and he wanted that person to have what he called ‘the male point of view.’ ‘We’ was always supposed to be male.” In spite of those constrictions, Lillian Ross went on to write “hundreds of Talk stories,” with “the singular challenge of creating these stories pure fun for all of us who do them.”

    Harold Ross himself contributed Talk Stories, also anonymously, so it’s possible he was responsible for the August 12, 1927 Talk piece titled “Fence Buster,” about the new New York Yankees baseball player Lou Gehrig. The piece includes the staples of the Talk Story: “By the late twenties,” Lillian Ross says, “the department usually featured a ‘fact’ piece plus a ‘personality’ piece plus a ‘visit’ piece; the mix became traditional.”

    Thus we learn, in about the required length of around 1,000 words, that the young Gehrig’s father was a “janitor and grass-cutter” at Columbia University, and that Lou looked up to Babe Ruth, though unlike the Babe, he did “not drink, smoke, or gamble.” Lou enjoyed fishing for eels, which his mother pickled. And in 1927, at the age of twenty-four, he made “about $10,000 a year.”

    $10,000 a year is double what I made in my first teaching job around 50 years later. Of course, I had the summer off, while Lou Gehrig had to work. I suppose we could say now that I taught for the fun of it.

  • El Porto at Night

    Out of ocean back to sun
    slow purple tide drifts down
    darkness like a tidal wave
    floods and a dark fog falls.

    Strand partygoers barefoot
    swimsuit prance in sandals
    streets car-lined seldom trees
    dwellings cliche toe crammed.

    Sleep cans built on sand hills
    swept of seawrack the breeze
    the moon in her habit prays
    and down rains grace gently.

    Each drop 15% ABV the lifeguard
    says and turns on your nightlight
    what a concept and flies away
    into south Santa Monica Bay.

    In the distance the bass bob bloom
    of close-in closed out hollow waves
    like artillery shells down the line
    hear water mewling through shingle.

    In the morning late for the school
    bus stops for you up on Highland
    you forget now why all those tears
    on a lovely morning such as this.

  • Before the Mast

    I am all wet
    wet is what I do to you
    with blue and green oils
    I fill your valley and canyon
    play host to millions of minions
    swamp your mountain up
    to it its bald peak cooling
    your outrages.

    I am atmospheric host
    to my children who swim
    on my skin and burrow
    deep below
    when one leaves
    I cry.

    I rise up
    and hug the dry bones
    and slide away.

    I bay and bawl but
    I’m not angry but I yowl
    and roar and spit
    up splash into the sky
    drown your bounced boats
    I am wet noise.

    I know when you come near
    and when you go in
    as you say
    I spread my molecules
    and envelop you.

    You dive down in me
    your bloated body floating
    cured with salt
    draped in seaweed
    and that silly snorkel
    you look just like
    another funny fish.

    I am mostly all body
    a bowl of jelly
    I won’t lie still
    I love my sailing curves.

    You can’t walk on me
    you talk over me
    all your rocks sink
    I answer only to the moon.

  • For a New Year

    Happy new year
    one at a time
    Happy new ears
    ones that can hear.

    Happy new shears
    to cut the old hair
    Happy new crown
    for the frown clown.

    Weary old year
    falls into compost
    Happy the earthworms
    bring a new day.

    Now in the rains
    the ground soaked
    the basement wet
    the table settled.

    Blessed the unsung
    who hear buoy bells
    Blessed the obscure
    quilting deep poems.

    In the New Year
    may clear water
    be your cheer
    light your walk.

    May you talk happily
    quietly so hear poetry
    may your words work
    magic in the new year.

  • Closed

    The sign on the door read closed
    simply and clearly defied to be
    misunderstood though cryptically
    short did not attempt explanation
    explication or anything of the sort
    as an action word as still as ice
    and as a modifier most unhelpful.

    The door was obviously closed
    yet several skeptical browsers
    rattled the handle the better
    to check and be sure the door
    was not only closed but locked.

    A few others cupped their eyes
    peering through the windows
    research for more information
    the shelves are full they said
    well lit by well placed lights.

    A few loitered outside the shop
    it looked warm inside friendly
    somehow a coffee pot sat
    at the end of a clean counter
    a colorful display with creative
    text menu wide aisles sparkling
    linoleum floors booths of fat
    Naugahyde benches a place
    to dwell and tell and repeat
    stories but Closed it read.

  • A Tree Thinks Knot

    A tree thinks knot
    like we think kneel.
    Falling leaf sneeze
    and the old oak hip

    turns in the midnight
    breeze below zero
    lights out beneath
    full down comforter.

    We hurly-burly reach
    out akimbo with hug
    be underground root
    dew moist sensation.

    The tree sheds sorrow
    and we take a shit
    no shave no shower
    ready for near wind

    ’twill blow us off face
    of our ease no stress
    as we paddle out
    absurdly, wildly.

    Out about and look back
    the trees up on the beach
    waving hysterically our
    free roots touching salt.

  • Out of Mind

    I think therefor I am
    not yet done with it
    this out of mind business.

    And what of the tree
    who thinks knot
    the tree is nought?

    In a rush to see what mind
    is all about I slipped
    on the perverted banana
    peel and fell head over
    heal I fell amongst
    the fallen hilarious
    it was that one time
    out of my mind was I?

    Go out of your mind
    rush to the sea
    there you will find
    the blue green anemone
    whose lovely
    tentacles wave hello
    and like us does
    everything thru
    its nose.

    What is out of sight
    is best viewed in mind
    the drifting dunes
    like our minds
    slowly change shape.

  • Garage Sale

    The garage sale of my mind was well advertised
    signs on telephone poles and online postings
    but no one thought to see what they might find.

    The mind is a dump full of toxic stuff
    tossed flowers blues and greens faded to drab
    food scraps bald birds pick at and hot rats scatter
    as trash trucks dump squandered load after load
    junk heaps smoldering bent metal smashed glass
    furniture akimbo wood and styrofoam blocks
    book pages torn dogeared magazines ripped
    warped vinyl toasted surfboards jelled banners
    all absurd plans unrolled blueprint messes
    colossal architectural collapse
    reductio ad absurdum that’s what
    all effort reduced to brood swat and tricks
    flood the roads in and out the ear brain zaps
    of a blog heap pile to pile one subscribes
    lost in here with no purpose no safe pass
    age strength twisted steel shafts up and down
    leaning precipitously toward the trash
    piles of concrete slush crushed and composted
    the worms finished their work years ago
    today the skies clear ceiling drawn up
    don’t let it drag us under these words
    will all grow back come spring in new jangles
    bright new jungles of fresh piles of junk.

  • In the Cold

    In the still of the cold
    when you feel so old
    you reach for the one
    who’s left you alone.

    Your frosty glass rim
    shows one pair of lips
    another took a powder
    now lost in the snow.

    No storms rage
    if no boats out
    no parade today
    no lovely waves.

    This bitter cold blown
    down from the north
    now covers our town
    white toothed frown.

    The mood inside is
    frightful the cold
    outside delightful
    let’s not get buried

    in snow
    let it go
    let it go
    let it go.

  • Solstice

    We decline down the stairs
    amid icy stares underground
    stay warm huddled with others.

    We refuse the cold’s summit
    but around noon note a bit of
    the bump and we stand still.

    We see ourselves as heavenly
    in the arc of the sun and crouch
    of a close moon and our bodies

    rotate out of hibernal touch
    not to create a paradox
    but the point is opposite

    apogee if that makes you feel
    any warmer the closer you get
    the freeze-dry blue eyes.

    Back in August when we slept
    in the basement to keep cool
    you worried about spiders.

    All fragments yet perfectly
    balanced along hot and cold
    lines our lukewarm garbage

    sustains us through this
    our winter solstice
    when even time stops.

  • Notes on the poem “Summer and Winter”

    Yesterday’s poem, titled “Summer and Winter,” might have reminded readers of a couple of famous poems: Gerard Manly Hopkins, “Spring and Fall” (written in 1880 but not published until 1918), and William Carlos Williams, “Spring and All” (the title of a book of poems published in 1923).

    The first poem in “Spring and All” (the poems are numbered, not titled) begins: “By the road to the contagious hospital.” Williams was a doctor (Hopkins was a Jesuit priest). Williams’s poem seems so much more modern than the Hopkins. Note how he has copied his title from Hopkins but has dropped the F – Fall becomes All. For Williams, the fall of man is countered, or balanced, by his ability to visit the sick, while for Hopkins, fall is “the blight man was born for.” Hopkins, of course, concerned with spiritual fall, and Williams with physical fall.

    Williams maintains the serious theme, but somehow manages to forge a more positive, if not hopeful outlook. On the contrary, “Sorrow’s springs are the same,” Hopkins says. That we can’t hold to a present (Hopkins wrote his poem “to a young child”) – it hides a seed of despair even as the happy feeling of spring stirs us to song. We can’t seem to completely enjoy something we know isn’t going to last. One reason the Williams poem might seem so modern is its reminder today of how contagious contagions remain. The Williams poem came from his experience doctoring those sick with the Great Influenza Pandemic of 1918-1920.

    Weather is an outcome of the season (to put it in business plan terms). And we are today reminded of the weather and the season absurdly often, via weather apps, news breaks and warnings, prolific pics of the most recent storm catastrophe. It’s hard to take it easy, roll with the breezes, feel the cold as it feels good to remember just three or four months ago we were crazily cranking the AC units to high modes and the fans in the house sounded like jet airplane engines.

    And the extreme weather conditions are often today attributed to the global warming crisis, about which some say we are now too late to do anything about reversing the trends. No wonder, like Hopkins, we feel the fall so hard and desperate, and, like Williams, we feel infected by the weather, sickened by it, rather than feeling invigorated or simply challenged to meet it head on:

    Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
    You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
    Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks!
    You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
    Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
    Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thun-der,
    Smite flat the thick rotundity o’ the world!

    Shakespeare’s “King Lear,” Act 3, Scene 2.

    Wouldn’t it be something to hear your nightly television news weather person to wax similarly throughout the forecast.

    What we might often feel, whatever the season, happily warm or shaking cold, is the impermanence of it all. That feeling creates impatience, anxiety and worry, and even depression. Though to stop, to hold still, can mean only one thing. It’s the constant motion we might enjoy, knowing otherwise can only mean to be becalmed, rendered motionless, on the open sea – now that would be cause to feel misery.

    And we do find resilience, hardiness, in every season, and within ourselves, the coping thermostat self-modulates. But we need to recognize the symptoms. Then we know how to dress, how to handle, the cold, the heat, the blowing winds. All around the world we see evidence of our ability to withstand, to make it through, to celebrate the season. The signs of depression, like the signs of impending doom of a gloomy weather forecast, can be met with Lear’s mad outcry – it’s ironic, isn’t it? In any event, if we can sense and identify, we can control and change the temperature of our close environment.