Author: Joe Linker

  • Twenty Love Poems: 5

    I awake after midnight
    drop out your bedroom
    window the neighborhood
    dark and dead and foggy
    and slip home a solo raven
    of friendly unkindnesses.

    The sobbing streets sleep
    empty I see no one no one
    sees me no cars no lights
    the night air cool marine
    past Willy’s and Russell’s
    and Center Street School.

    I slide into bed and dream
    I’m at the baseball park
    the score tied one to one
    at the 7th inning stretch
    on the mound Big Joe
    the hurler who stares

    down for the sign at the plate
    bat twirling Hickory Windmill
    round tears flow from the polder
    water rises and falls with mood
    the full reservoir now empty
    begins slowly to refill.

    Over the crowd a hush
    the umpire checks the ball
    for spit and hokum
    then the pitch and swing
    and the rushing scale
    of the humongous pipe

    organ and the gigantic
    Grand Slam! the rising
    crush of the crowd
    in the ballpark stands
    cheers and tears nuts
    amid spilled beers.

    At dawn Dad shakes
    me up and out of bed
    Saturday no school
    and I’m to help him
    install the porcelain
    tubs out in the Valley.

  • Twenty Love Poems: 4

    My love for you my love
    plain potato chips cold
    papery sylphlike slices
    boiled in lard gone bad
    dusted Dead Sea salt
    rancid and nasty fat bag
    held in crinkling lap.

    I love potato chips
    brine and lipid taste
    but I can’t eat one
    I don’t eat chips
    anymore since bad
    for you and what’s
    wrong for you is for me.

    Simple old choices
    plain or barbecue
    flat or ridged
    old decisions
    now convoluted
    with flavors we
    never occurred.

    Vinegar fruits and herbs
    sunflower oil Carolina
    Reaper Trinidad Moruga
    scorpion pink mounds
    of natural moral flesh
    but we must eschew
    the artificial songs

    for love passes beyond
    thought and action sits
    where we dare only reach
    on a throne of thorn bush
    safe from the snake’s wish
    to partner with its sting
    innocent birds and bees.

  • Twenty Love Poems: 3

    One hears the old saw men
    want only one thing but
    if one may want a thing one
    might as well want more
    than one than one of that
    thing men want but one
    and more of that one over
    and over again once more.

    Then too why all this business
    of all the eggs in one basket
    when one’s father realized
    two are living together sans
    anyone’s blessing two alone
    remarked with the old saw
    why buy the cow why when
    one’s getting the milk free.

    And what did he wonder
    about his cow apparently
    now on the open market
    and he calls his girl a cow
    as if one could afford
    to buy one a whole cow
    comes sans dowry
    save existential wave.

    Love is a many splintered
    thing like the tiny wood
    jackstraw one can’t get
    out with a fine tweezer
    that sliver of sharp glass
    entirely incapacitates
    one’s grip on life and love
    and the cow moos like a saw.

  • Twenty Love Poems: 2

    Naught poems songs songs dissed
    wasted in world wretch dump sites
    wholly eager cancel kind and mean
    our love we know all and naught
    me about you and you about me
    morning leaves pissed in vanity
    night returns to dark forgiveness
    love couplets posted to ice box
    posted to dead letter mail office
    stamped return sender unknown
    stamped cancelled and crushed
    love warred over sanguine trail
    of pearls to despair pitched off
    the heights of Machu Picchu.

    What can be against nature
    that is from nature? Contra
    Naturam
    children living on
    the dark side of the moon
    exiles from gardens of peace
    and happiness or adult fear
    detrimental reliance survive
    mistakenness sugared
    a teenage kind of love
    lasting an hour or a day
    or two or over fifty years
    got us out of the house
    swapping pink bubblegum
    and juicy spit and mizzled
    lips mist moist the ocean
    nearby pulling and tugging
    as we hugged hold and told
    naught not even ourselves.

    Now we are old well older
    very than we were of course
    this is nature and natural
    that you should finally
    pull away ebb and pretend
    to hide in age but in your
    face I see still the teen
    the freckled cheeks salt
    blue eyes yellow hair
    now silver and beautiful
    and how you tousle
    your hands and arms
    and get mad I’m not
    listening but how can I
    storm surf in my ears
    we have survived swam
    many difficult years
    of daft granfalloonery
    holding each to each
    our holy karasses.

    Cat’s Cradle built 1963
    and we had not yet
    quite met but the net
    was cast and what
    could we do but swim
    together toward a new life
    me you and your cats.

  • Twenty Love Poems: 1

    Soma of woman submerged
    soldier crosses surrendered
    pearl hills thighs pearl
    eyes of a girl plunged.

    At 19 Neruda at 69 Pablo
    spoke wrote and moved
    you here where with rough
    words I try to revive you.

    But the hour of age fails
    agape we came through
    the tunnel of waterfalls
    eyes of a woman bearing.

    The squirrel rubs the plum
    with his nose and licks the
    dropped pears you sit up
    slow on haunched hams.

    I am tired but not sleepy
    I punctuate my days
    with thoughts of you
    clammed up eyes closed

    strong legs stretched
    you carry the sand
    dunes of a world gone
    to seed and memory.

  • Dialog in the Garden of Eden

    Eve: I’m bored.
    Adam: Let’s do something.
    Eve: There’s nothing to do.
    Adam: We could name some more animals.
    Eve: Oh, please.
    Adam: We could ask God what to do.
    Eve: I don’t think he likes me.
    Adam: You don’t know that.
    Eve: Do you want to go shopping?
    Adam: For what? We already have everything we need.
    Eve: Let’s go play with the animals.
    Adam: They make poor partners.
    Eve: Did you clean the kitty litter box this morning?
    Adam: Yes, and I have tilled the garden.
    Eve: Have you thought of a good name for me yet?
    Adam: We are innocent.
    Eve: How boring is that.
    Adam: We could pretend.
    Eve: Pretend what?
    Adam: Pretend that we are not innocent.
    Eve: Has God not forbidden pretension?
    Adam: God is full of flatulence.
    Eve: That big bang was sure something.
    Adam: We could dress up and go out.
    Eve: La-de-da.

  • On the Value of Art

    We should think of art as an activity and not a product. The value of art to a culture comes from its work in illustrating and communicating symbolically the meaning and importance of a culture’s way of life. Art should be considered both literally and symbolically, as it works simultaneously by substantive representation and by implication and suggestion. What is suggested and therefore inferred is not comprehended literally but unconsciously, both in the individual and in the collective consciousness of the culture. Art provides thoughtful but also inconsiderate access to the unconscious and subconscious mind. It does this through pretending or pretention. All art is pretentious. Art begins with the childlike acting of let’s pretend.

    The monetary value of a work of art, hundreds of millions now paid for a painting, does not speak to the value of art as it works in a culture. Anyone can engage in art, and everyone does. If we think of art as an activity (and not a product), we see the audience engaged in the work, not just watching or listening, but as part of its ongoing creation, and we see the work as a work in progress: vibrant, aging, deteriorating, fading. That is beauty.

    To say that all art is pretentious works as follows. One year, I went to a local barber to get my hair cut. As Ring Lardner explained in his short story “Haircut” (1925), the participation in the activity of art makes the audience part of the work’s creation. (Sometimes, a visit to a barber can be as bad as having to go to a dentist.) In the barbershop at the time of my haircut, there happened to be three of us: the barber, myself, and an apparent friend of the barber. On the wall opposite the barber’s chair I sat in, hung a small, representational painting of a snow capped mountain. The barber proceeded to explain the painting’s merits. He said, “Put a photograph of that mountain next to that painting and I defy you to tell me which is which.” Of course, neither the painting nor the photograph was the mountain, but a pretension of the mountain. What the barber as art critic appeared to value in art was literalism. But in spite of his efforts, no mountain filled his barbershop.

    Also implicit in my barber’s criticism is a theory of value and values. What we value, as individuals and as a culture, is simply what we want, what we desire, both consciously and unconsciously. But what we want is not always good for us. And by good here we mean healthy, life affirming, balanced, unpolluted, not harmful to ourselves, others, or to our environment. Cars, for example, in that context, are not good for us, yet most of us want one and can hardly imagine getting around without one. We might even say that all means of transportation are bad for us, even walking. Transportation is fraught with risk. We should sit at home and do nothing. But when the asteroid hits, it will hardly matter where we are or what we are doing. And what we value is transportation, and we work, ostensibly, to make the modes safer.

    When we engage in activities that are not good for us we experience the irrational or nonrational. What the barber valued in art was more than simply representationalism, but rationality. He apparently felt that art that expressed or provided access to an irrational or nonrational experience was bad art. By the way, throughout the entire haircut, the barber enjoyed a cigarette that in between puffs sat in a green ceramic ashtray and emitted a wavering column of smoke that from my vantage point produced in the mountain a volcano effect.

    We value looking inside of things. We want to see inside a mind. Thus we undergo psychoanalysis or some sort of therapy. We want to see inside our body. Thus we undergo a colonoscopy or get an MRI or an X-ray. We want to see inside our psyche – thus we read and write poetry. But notice the metaphor may not work there. The psyche is not inside, but outside. It’s all around us. And is it good to see inside of things? Are not these things closed up for good reasons? What happens when we intrude? Is that the purpose or effect of art – to look inside of things, to see what has been covered, hidden, kept secret?

    There is no hierarchy of values. When we speak of family values, we point to what a unit of culture wants, and, again, that want is not necessarily synonymous with good. We value high school sports, football. Football is, at least arguably, not good for us – it’s not a healthful, balanced sport. It’s not a good investment. But football is a family value, of much importance economically and emotionally, of current US American experience. But we might think of football as an art form. As an art form, uncovering the irrational, we might find in football some of the hidden expressions and meanings of our culture.

    When we speak of the value of art, we want to avoid a hierarchy of values. All values are equal. Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, often illustrated in pyramid illustration, as useful as it might be, underscores the culture’s competitive nature, which art undermines. For art is not competitive. And where there are art competitions – they have nothing to do with art.

    A long married couple, having worked hard lifelong, now retired, would like to spend some leisure time in appreciation of a bit of what they think of as high culture. They buy tickets, from an ad received in the junk mail, to the local opera, where they experience the same family arguments they’ve live with these past 50 years, and hear the same folk songs they grew up with. They don’t understand a word of it, but they know someone is pissed off and another is beside themselves with grief and regret. Still another gloats, and another is mean and prods. And the couple, dressed to the nines for the experience, enjoy a glass of champagne in the lobby at intermission. They look around at the other opera goers and don’t recognize anyone. They each visit their respective lounges where they see someone in a full size mirror, a person they hardly recognize. And suddenly the value of art dawns on them, in the latrine at the opera.

  • Pretentious

    All culture is pretentious, humans pretending to be something other than what they are, animals driven by instinct to live in groups, procreate, protect and edify their young and one another, and write poems about the experience.

    Poetry is the most important aspect of culture. Through poems the great pretenders pass on the psyche of the tribe – the human social group. The tribe is always in motion, and its poetry moves with it, leaving fossils – preserved impressions. Poetry animates the culture’s pretentions by illustrating conflicts among tribal members and the tensions created by individual consciousness and the collective consciousness of the tribe.

    Poetry then is the most pretentious of human acts, the most basic of masks. The poet is naked save the mask. Imagine sitting at home writing a poem while your father spends the day working in a coal mine. That is what D. H. Lawrence did. And in the film “Il Postino” (1994), Pablo Neruda is seen sublimating his desire for culture with a poetic tribute to a miner:

    When I was a senator of the republic I went to visit the pampas, a region where it only rains once every fifty years, where life is unimaginably hard. I wanted to meet the people who had voted for me. One day at Lota there was a man who had come up from a coal mine. He was a mask of coal dust and sweat, his face contorted by terrible hardship, his eyes red from the dust. He stretched out his calloused hand and said: “Wherever you go, speak of this torment. Speak of your brother who lives underground in hell.” I felt I had to write something to help man in his struggle, to write the poetry of the mistreated. That’s how “Canto General” came about. Now my comrades tell me they have managed to get it published secretly in Chile and it’s selling like hot cakes. That makes me very happy.

    from the film “Il Postino” (1994)

    Much poetry does not fossilize. It’s not pretentious enough. The poet is a vagabond who strays from the tribe, or is exiled from the tribe for breaking cultural rules. Yet the poet is indispensable to the spirit of the human social group, even as that group ostracises and diminishes the poet through sarcasm and accusations.

    Brazilian poet and diplomat Vinicius de Moraes wrote a poem titled “The Worker in Construction.” This poem reminds me of my father, a midcentury new construction journeyman plumber. And I am reminded not only of my father, but of my own poetic masks and other pretentions.

  • Give Me Oranges

    No more blues no more
    longing for you
    I’ve had it up to here
    with salt in my beer
    waiting for you
    to come back home
    your breadcrumb gifts
    lead up to my door
    no no more blues
    I’m sitting at home
    not hitting the road
    and going it alone
    not painting the town
    in red white and blue
    no no more poems
    and no more roams
    no no no no more tomes
    and no longing tones
    no no more blues
    I’m going away
    but then yet again
    today I just may stay
    one more day
    and then I’ll go on
    no more blues for you
    in my own bed at home
    across the dusty floor
    I’ll push a lonely broom
    no no more blues
    I’ve paid all my dues
    besides I’ve not a clue
    what I’d do without you
    I’d be up a tree
    I don’t know how to flee
    I’ll never be free
    but I’ve paid all my fees
    I’ve thrown away the keys
    to my orange heart
    I’m sitting all alone
    at the top of the world
    no no more blues
    no more longing for you
    Chega de Saudade
    goodbye sadness
    I want peace and beauty
    to go away too
    anyway peace is far from here
    and beauty gone to seed
    a kiss is silence
    the flicker is still
    under the green fern
    I’m going to pick it up
    and put it in the compost
    no no more blues
    give me orange and gold
    apricots and marigolds
    sapphron and yellow
    the sober sun of morning.

    Note: The lyrics to the song “No More Blues” is an adaptation, or a rewrite, by Jessie Cavanaugh and Jon Hendricks, of the 1957 Bossa song Chega de Saudade, music written by Antônio Carlos Jobim and lyrics by Vinícius de Moraes (O Poetinha, “The little poet” of Brazil). Hundreds of versions have been recorded. Literally translated, chega de saudade would read in English enough of longing. A comparison of Moraes’s original lyrics with those of “No More Blues” shows how interpretive the Cavanaugh Hendricks rewrite of “Chega de Saudade” is, and the two songs seem to be a conversation between the one who went away but hears the call of the one who stayed home. It was while working on “No More Blues” for the jazz band Tunes Tardes that I wound up writing my own “version,” even further from the original, this one a poem, namely, as seen above, “Give Me Oranges.”

  • Size Matters

    Nothing moves unless moved
    yet every mote of dust
    scintilla of whispered light
    black crow in pine snow
    still falling all falling.

    For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass away, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass away from the law, till all things be accomplished.

    Matthew 5:18 KJV

    All things all thoughts
    big and small
    full and empty
    macro and micro
    one and all
    universal and local
    sacred and profane
    church and tavern
    zero and infinity
    one and none
    colossal and small
    corporeal and paltry
    carnal and spiritual
    tittle-tattle and –

    and so on and so on

    For that which won’t be
    seen or measured
    is big
    but anything you can take
    a ruler to
    is small.

    If all you can
    do is compare
    one thing
    to another
    you are missing
    both
    size and matter
    what is
    and what is not.

    The biggest is yet
    to be seen
    the smallest
    to be measured:

    For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him.

    Colossians 1:16 KJV
  • Zest

    Writing poems, you want to focus
    on what to leave out; for example,
    leave out phrases like for example,
    one of the academics on a jaunt.

    The leaves fall; for example,
    consider the maple.

    The maple tree green
    red-orange
    suddenly bare.

    Another academic wishing
    he was a real poet
    and not just another drunk
    in a bar after his night class.

    Leave out articles, too (the, a, an).
    And add detail with specificity.

    The maple tree lime green in
    spring turns to fall and rust.

    Use a dictionary to make sure
    you’ve got the best verb
    for the occasion:
    turns might become (now or later)
    lathe, which suggests circular motion:

    Lime green leaves
    limbs on lathe
    leaves shaved
    disposition zest.

    Also important to think
    about when to leave
    the poem
    alone
    go home.

    But new ideas will arrive.
    The place gets crowded,
    maybe noisy:

    The poet bartender
    adds a piece of zest
    to drinks she prepares,
    which twists what
    is said, lips pucker
    distastefully sour –
    better just have one more
    and then get on home.

    At the Spinning Lathe Bar
    on each stool sits
    a ball of yarn
    she looms back and forth
    warp and weft
    she sheds, picks, and beats
    takes up and lets off
    replenishing drinks
    replacing fresh pints.

    Midnight and she wants
    to go pee and go home
    leaves cover the way
    streetlights smolder
    black branches wet
    she approaches the stairs
    of the Metro and falls
    amidst the rusted leaves
    still wearing her bar
    stained apron.

    She undresses in front
    of the backlit window
    her breasts are orange
    tipped her yellow hair
    in the streetlamp light
    flooding her bedroom.

    She climbs into bed
    thinking Spring is
    a seemingly happy
    drunk Fall often sobers.