Tag: ‘harumph’!

  • Horny Theology

    Horny Theology

    A rufous whistled
    and hummed
    at my open door.

    She flew at my heart
    picked and snatched
    hairs from my chest
    for her nest.

    Me flat on my back on the floor
    while she sits on my face
    hooked to my lips
    slicing my eyes
    like an ophthalmologist.

    Her every winged flush
    as sweet and powerful
    as a rush of butterflies

    falling
    filling
    my coughing joy.

    To and fro
    true and from
    until

    ‘harumph’! 

    she blurted out
    and bolted off
    as quickly as she came.

    I thought she was a unicorn
    or a rhinoceros with wings.

    She left me
    without a prayer.