Tag: cowboy

  • No Way to Git Along

    – This ain’t no way to git along, Honey,
    no way to git along. There’s plenty’ll
    get in our way, Babe, so let’s git along.

    – Life’s no song and dance, it doesn’t
    rhyme, and it’s get not git.
    – Git is the cowboy variant.
    – I once knew a guy named Gil.
    – Was he a cowboy?
    – Cowboys spell same’s everybody
    else. You’re just a romantic fool.

    – Git along home, git along down
    the line, git to bed, git up and running
    coffee and runny scrambled eggs.
    Pull out a paper and jot this down,
    no way to git along, weary Deary,
    no way to get it all back home.

    – I ain’t no doggie and even if I was
    I don’t like to git get nor gat for
    that matter. And this singing
    cowboy gig of yours ain’t
    worth a saltine cracker
    in a bowl of filé gumbo.

    – This is no way to git along, my
    Shepherdess, no way to git along.
    Come ride with me and we’ll mend our
    fences and bring the doggies home.