The Coming of the Toads

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Tag: A Cat’s Christmas Carol

  • A Cat’s Christmas Carol

    "'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
    “‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”
    That's because I'm standing on his tail, hee-hee.
    That’s because I’m standing on his tail, hee-hee.
    Why can't you just sit on Santa's lap like everyone else?
    Why can’t you just sit on Santa’s lap like everyone else?
    What a mess! Who put the lights away last year?
    What a mess! Who put the lights away last year?
    Dig it! We got a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter!
    Dig it! We got a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter!
    Remember the year that cat in chains showed up? Claimed to be a cat from the past. What's the past? I asked.
    Remember the year that cat in chains showed up? Claimed to be a cat from the past. What’s the past? I asked.
    Won't Susan be surprised when she opens this one! The cat of Christmas present...hee-hee...
    Won’t Susan be surprised when she opens this one! The cat of Christmas present…hee-hee…
    Is this a good place for this one? Why do you have to hang on my head?
    Is this a good place for this one? Why do you have to hang on my head?
    "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."
    “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”