Signs

No Vacancy Next Exit Yield Yellow
Curves Ahead Jesus Saves 20 is Plenty
Men Working Wrong Way Slow Down
Beach Turnout R R Trucks Surf’s Up
No U-Turn Warning Coming Merge
Living Together Dinosaur Crossing
Strong Odor Theatre No Syntax
Call Mother Footnotes Wait Here
Boiler Room Home Economics Pool
Skid Row Lemonade Hardware
Look Concrete Buy Sell Trade
Cash for Cool Clothes Shoes Hats
Only the Lonely Steel Plate Cars
Dance Tonight Bingo Poker
Yoga Beer Book Rack Comics
Yes Short Story Masterpieces
Happenings Falls Rounding
Not an Exit Lemon Drops
People Sleeping in Roadway
Birds Icy Spots Leery Reckless
Backstage Backstory Face Front
1000 Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Noises Off Flying Goat Coffee
Trees of Mystery No Roller Skates
Route 66 Las Vegas Barstow
Fabulous No Standing Anytime
Lands End Dip Advertise Here
Mudslide Homes of Happiness
End of the Trail No Lifeguard

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Joe Linker

"The Coming of the Toads" by Joe Linker is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License, and Copyright 2007-2020 Joe Linker - author of "Penina's Letters," "Coconut Oil," "Scamble and Cramble: Two Hep Cats and Other Tall Tales," "Saltwort," "Alma Lolloon," and "end tatters."